i’m sorry, sweetie. a gay best friend is just way too much responsibility for you right now. i know he’s cute and you really like him but remember that you would have to feed him and give him water every day, and clean up after him until you housetrain him. remember your last gay best friend? i’m not flushing another one.
i didnt want that to be my 400th post
GUYS. IF YOU ARENT LIVING IN ABSOLUTE POVERTY HAVING TO FIGHT FOR SURVIVAL EVERY DAY THEN HOW DARE YOU BE UPSET BY THINGS GOING BAD IN YOUR LIFE. THERE ARE KIDS THAT DONT HAVE WATER HOW DARE YOU BE UPSET BY SOMETHING THAT GENUINELY HURTS YOU!!!! DONT MOOAN ABOUT IT ONLINE BECAUSE YOU ARENT DYING, I SEE NO WAY YOU COULD BE UPSET UNLESS YOU WERE BLEEDING AND HALF DEAD
each “yes” is 1 point
- do you wear clothes?
0 points: not a hipster
1 point: die hipster scum